It's not easy being evil ... especially when you have some morals

It's not easy being evil ... especially when you have some morals
Part mom stuff, part snark and sarcasm. Part relationships. Part random bullshit. Often unintentionally funny. I write stuff, sometimes people actually read it. It's not easy being evil ... especially when you have some morals

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

POF is my one true loooooooove.


So, it’s anniversary week in the Haus of Eville.  Seven years of wedded bliss.  Even more impressive is twenty years together.  I have officially been with POF for over half my life.  Amazing.  I don’t do the mushy ooey gooey stuff much, and you won’t find me posting my undying love for him on Facebook anytime soon.  But, it’s a milestone and one that deserves recognition.

See, the thing is … he’s a Scorpio.  So he ends up being a self-centered ass sometimes, without even trying.  The world revolves around his schedule.  And 85% of the time, I am totally okay with that.  He’s a musician so half of his brain is always occupied with a melody or a lyric or something band/music related.  He spends a lot of time on music, and that leaves not a lot of time for me and the Minion sometimes.  And that’s okay.  Because he’s an amazing musician and it’s just part of who he is. But it’s been a long 20 years.

Marriage is hard.  Relationships are hard.  We’ve had our good times, and we have had our share of bad.  We started out as kids together.  Made the college journey.  Entered the young twentysomethings getting their first place together phase.  And now we are the old married couple with the kid.  It’s been quite the adventure.

We’ve had the band road trips and the staying up all night.  We’ve had the sex, drugs, and rock n roll.  And we’ve had the downward spirals.  We’ve dealt with loss and grief and anger and addiction.  We’ve built a lot of memories and made a lot of mistakes.  But we are still here, still together, and remarkably, we still actually like each other. Sometimes for several days in a row.

He can make me madder than anyone I have ever known.  No one pushes my buttons like he does.  We’ve had some crazy arguments over the years.  Never ever anything physical toward each other, but there has definitely been some loss of property over the years.  Apparently, no one else can make him quite as mad as I can.  Imagine that.

But he loves me for me.  He doesn’t care if I am a size 8 or a size 20, he still thinks I am beautiful.  He makes me laugh like no one else can.  He gets my warped sense of humor.  He puts up with my nagging.  He loves my wacky family.  And when he and the Minion are cuddled up on the couch together, there’s no better sight.  Also, he's always up for watching Star Wars, which in our house could possibly be daily.  He always gets points for that.

Yes, I complain about getting up at 4:30 in the morning to pack his cooler for work.  But I do it.  I don’t have to.  He doesn’t make me.  He could easily do it himself.  But I like making sure he has a good lunch and writing him a little note to leave on top for him to read before he leaves.  Granted, most Wednesday morning notes involve a VERY poorly drawn camel with the words “it’s hump day woot woot!”, but still.

And yeah, I get aggravated because the dishes pile up in the sink as he is apparently incapable of putting them in the dishwasher.  But then I remember that even if he does put them in there, it’s still not the way that *I* put them in there, so I will just reload it anyway.  And honestly, after seeing me do that a few times, I can see why he would stop attempting it.

And just when I get to the best part of the book, of course that’s when he decides he wants to talk to me about something.  But then, I always need to discuss important (or very unimportant) things with him when football is on, so it balances out.  There may or may not be a correlation there.  I admit nothing.

There are times when I have questioned our relationship, wondered if it was worth it.  Been tired of his bullshit.  But even on the worst day, I have never been able to imagine my life without him in it.  It’s just not possible.  So as much as I might gripe and complain, the truth is, I love the man more than breath.  He’s the peanut butter to my jelly.  The peas to my carrots.  He may be a pain in the ass, but he’s my pain in the ass, and I’d be lost without him.

 

That’s what makes me hang in there.  Makes me know with every fiber of my being that I am in it for the long haul. Makes me pack that cooler with food that won’t kill him.  Makes me smile when I hear his voice and makes my stomach do that little flutter thing when he walks into a room.  There’s no one else quite like him. And no one else I’d rather spend my life with.

So there.  Mushy gooshy love stuff. It still doesn’t mean that some days I find it a miracle that I haven’t brained him with a frying pan. Here’s to twenty more years of exasperating, exhilarating, odds defying looooove.

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