Conversation that I actually had with my Minion on the way home yesterday ...
QoE: Spaghetti for dinner tonight
Minion: I want pepperoni pizza
QoE: Well, we don't have pepperoni pizza. We are having spaghetti.
Minion: Well, then tomorrow I want you to get me pepperoni pizza.
QoE: I'm not made of money son.
Minion: Yes, you are.
Oh, if only that were true ...
It's not easy being evil ... especially when you have some morals
Part mom stuff, part snark and sarcasm. Part relationships. Part random bullshit. Often unintentionally funny. I write stuff, sometimes people actually read it. It's not easy being evil ... especially when you have some morals
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