What the world needs is a Jabba beanbag chair ...

As I may have mentioned, we have a sort of Star Wars obsession in our household.  And, I may have also mentioned how POF sometimes has some serious and totally hilarious jealousy issues about stuff.  Like having a dream about me flirting with some guy in a bar and being mad at me ALL DAY LONG. Well.

The other day a friend of mine posted this on FB.  This is an actual merchandise idea that Lucas decided not to produce.  There are quite a few actually, and just about all of them are amazing.  Like, they need to review that rejected file IMMEDIATELY and make some of this stuff.  But I digress.

I saw this:

This most definitely falls into the "Shut Up And Take My Money!" category.

I commented that I neeeeeded one of these.  Later that nignt, out of the blue, POF says this to me as we are sitting on the couch:

POF:  And one other thing.  You are NOT sitting on a Jabba the Hutt beanbag chair. 

I look at him like he's possibly lost his mind.

POF:  Besides ... he's the bad guy.  And he's slimy.  And he puts Leia in chains.  .............  No.  I will de-bean that fat bastard!

Me, now laughing hysterically, gasping or air.  De-bean.  Seriously.  The man would kill my imaginary Jabba beanbag chair rather than allow my ass to touch it.  He is a nut.  And I love him for it.

But I would TOTALLY wallow on one.  In. A. Heartbeat.  Because it's awesome.  And so it this:

And, naturally,  we would need this to go with it:

Oh Great and Powerful Mouse ... PLEASE MAKE THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

Just Google "rejected star wars merchandise ideas", and you will see lots of these super cool concepts that should be a reality.