apex predator says blah

I've started a new entry three times today.

I have erased them all.

Each one is just more insipid than the last.

So, in place of that horrible drivel that I could not even force myself to re-read, I give you this:

Jersey Shore Shark Attack.  Another example of Syfy original movie genius.

Also, I kinda feel like that guy right about now.

(and I also kinda love that evil shark.  he's so ugly he's cute.  someone REALLY needs to come out with a line of plus toys made after the monsters in those horrible Syfy original movies.  i would own them ALL)